Snog Islet is Britain’s sexiest dating show. A group of hot 20-somethings live on an Island Resort. They have no contact with the outside world. Their aim: find sweet, sweet heterosexual love. Fanning is the show’s biggest fan. She’s seen all the international editions, and made friends on Snog Islet Twitter. And her dream comes true when she is selected to be a contestant in the show’s sixth season! Fanning is put through the ringer. By Victoria, the cruel but bubbly host. By Lewis, the audience sweetpea who just can’t commit. By Robin, the heel. She slowly comes to realize that her dream come true is actually a waking nightmare. And with the help of Harry, a reality tv revolutionary, she decides it’s time to take down Snog Islet.